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Joke of the Day
"Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass."
Next Joke
"My son touched my leg & said ""so soft!"" Then he asked for his IPad back & I gave it to him. Girls aren't exactly rocket science, guys."
"Highlighter pens are the future... Mark my words"
"Person one: Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither? Person 2: No? Person 1: Me Neither. Person 1: You didnt get it? Person 2: No Person 1: Me neither"
"So apparently I've been Googling 'Asian Prom' this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren't going to bang."
"What do you do if a buff black man slaps your girlfriends ass? Tell his owner"
"It sounds like the dog's nails need trimming. Either that or she's off in the distance, typing, ""It was a dark and stormy night."""
"I'm not one of those moms who knows all her kids by name."
"Yo mama so fat The hulk couldn't even lift her up"
"I went to Lowe's to buy a human-sized microwave & the guy loudly said they don't exist & then took me to a back room & they had lots of them"