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Joke of the Day
"What does a frog do when it barbecues? Rib it...duh!"
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"Breaking News: Siamese twins sign for Man United."
"I found a pot of gold today... Au yeah"
"Visitor: You're very quiet Jennifer. Jennifer: Well my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose."
"Who makes more money, a hooker, or a drug dealer? The hooker, because she can wash her crack and sell it again"
"A woman gets hit by a truck. Who's fault is it? The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?"
"I like when players of opposite teams hug after the game as if to say, ""We're all so very, very rich."""
"What's a Rastafari's least favourite product? Roundup, because it kills the *weed*!"
"Bae: come over. Me: Can't. I've to finish posting this joke. Bae: My parents aren't home."
"Tanning Blondes Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks Are you two sisters? They laughed and replied, No we're not even Catholic."