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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a chemists ""Hi, I'd like some Viagra please"" asks the man. ""I'm sorry"" says the Pharmacist. ""You can't get that over the counter."" ""You can if you take enough."" replies the man."

"Why don't Hindus ever have good luck after reincarnating? They always get buried in Indian burial grounds"

"<a pigeon with a message lands on my arm> NEW ARM WHO DIS"

"There are two types of people in the world. Those who understand ROT26... ...and those who don't."

"If Petrus were to get a tattoo... ...would it be called lithography?"

"KID:I drew you a picture! ME:What's this? KID:Our house. ME:What's the orange stuff? KID:Fire. ME:Why's the house on fire? KID:I wanna PS4."

"Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp. 'How did you find the steak dinner?' she asked. 'With a magnifying glass!'"

"Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis... Remember to always backup your Data!"

"I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers... but I Kant."

"it's not abuse if the substance likes it."