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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple? Arachne"

"What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in."

"Me: I get most of my tweeting material from you son. 9: I'm glad I expire you. Me: See what I mean."

"Tumblr actually likes Preston Garvey That's it, that's the joke."

"I've never been camping but one time I ordered something from Amazon that wasn't Prime Eligible."

"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"

"Moby jumped over a mountain.... of air. . . . . . . What did you expect?"

"Jokes written by kids http://imgur.com/gallery/hyQna"

"How do you tell if you have a high sperm count. She chews before she swallows."

"What's the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem."