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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines everywhere."

"Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title Number 2 will shock you!"

"When you get sloppy seconds and get her pregnant. You get a sloppy Joe."

"Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man"

"When I remember trees are alive I like to picture their brain is the roots and the trunk and branches are its legs dangling into the sky."

"What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden"

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. (Get the reference?)"

"I buy reverse osmosis filtered alkaline water for my dog and he prefers to drink out of the lake."

"What do you call a cannibal that only eats Marxists? . . . a proletarian."

"I made a pass at my girlfriend's mum and my girlfriend is furious... She tripped over the ball and broke her nose."