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Joke of the Day

"Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title Number 2 will shock you!"

"A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't."

"My friend brags to me all the time about the women he has seen naked We both agreed the internet is awesome."

"I once lost my thesaurus... and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was."

"[at goverment office] hi yes um.. my social security number isnt workimg. i've never once felt secure in a social situation"

"I dreamt that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda... But I woke up and realized it was just a fanta sea."

"Happy 30th birthday Super Mario Bros. To celebrate, I'm going to eat mushrooms, punch a brick wall & set a turtle on fire."

"Jews don't recognise Jesus Protestants don't recognise the Pope Baptists don't recognise each other at the liquor store"

"With the decline of newspapers worldwide, staff in-house have been referring to the obituaries as the Subscriber Countdown"

"What do you call an anarchist who does skateboard tricks Radical"