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Joke of the Day
"Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title Number 2 will shock you!"
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"What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together? Moose-saka"
"Xmas Russian Roulette: 1. Sit next to parents. 2. Type any letter into browser on your laptop. 3. Go to the website it auto completes to."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra"
"I just passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do."
"Instead of taking The ""N"" word out of Huckleberry Finn, take it out of the brains of millions of bigots."
"A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this the barber explained ""Yes sir no one's been in for a shampoo yet."""
"[high school sex ed class] *scoffs* When are we ever going to use this in real life"
"The angry moment when you plug your charger into your phone but you realize hours later your charger wasn't plugged in."
"Today I popped a G string while fingering a minor. I'm going to the violin repair shop tomorrow."