205021

Joke of the Day

"Oh, you fell in love?! I fell in my bathtub."

Next Joke
 
"My wife told me her period was lasting several days longer than normal. I said, Sounds more like an ellipsis..."
"I hate it when the credit card bills come in and I have to have sex with my husband."
"What do you call a fake friend? a faux!"
"The leading cause of depression is reality."
"Why don't you ever say a joke about Jesus to a Christian? They become pretty cross..."
"Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands? Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA"
"If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved."
"My wife and I were happy for 25 years Then we met."
"What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch"