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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce ""election"" everyone starts to giggle"

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? Because it had a reptile dysfunction."

"What's the best joke you've heard"

"very windy and rainy out today.... THANKS TRUMP"

"What's the name of that Adam Sandler's movie were he plays an immature adult?"

"Music is like candy Just throw out the wrappers."

"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? An Ethiopian"

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I might vote for it."

"Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him"