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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between fight club and veganism? You don't talk about fight club."
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"Modern day camping is an uncharged phone."
"I'm not lazy I'm just energy efficient"
"What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!"
"Hm. Not sure whether to scold my son for chasing the cat or thank the cat for excersizing my son..."
"The difference between a girl in church and a girl in the bathtub? one has hope in her soul."
"What do you get when you cross the CIA with information about it? ****"
"Q: Why did the bird get a ticket? A: It broke the law of gravity!"
"EXORCIST: the previous tenant was murdered. You can see their ghost in the background of this photo SPOOKY GHOST VOICE: oooomg deleeeete it"
"There's a man walking a tight rope. 100ft below him there's a man getting a blowjob from an 80 year old woman. What are they both thinking? Don't look down."