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Joke of the Day

"EXORCIST: the previous tenant was murdered. You can see their ghost in the background of this photo SPOOKY GHOST VOICE: oooomg deleeeete it"

"What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !"

"What do you call a fat psychic? A large. (Because medium)"

"What do you call a gay Russian? erosexual"

"Annoucement: At my funeral, all my tweets shall be recited. I will then haunt whomever leaves first, demanding honest feedback for eternity."

"What Were Mussolini's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"

"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?"

"I went on a scavenger hunt the other day. I shot a vulture."

"*Notices that boss is about to walk into glass door* *Lets nature run its course*"