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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the bird get a ticket? A: It broke the law of gravity!"
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"I have just endorsed Andy Murray on LinkedIn for tennis."
"What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce? impasta"
"Really sad news from the entertainment industry. Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday."
"beluga whale backstroke and blowing water http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4"
"Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers? Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!"
"What did they do with the Crazy 8's? They put it in Solitaire confinement."
"Someone told me my math skills were average. I replied that they were just being mean."
"ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles. HER: What position do u play? ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever."
"Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."