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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the bird get a ticket? A: It broke the law of gravity!"

"What subreddit do unborn babies use? Pro Life Tips."

"What did Michael Jackson ask his father's mother when she slipped and fell to the ground? Granny are you okay,I said granny are you okay,are you okay granny?!"

"What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!"

"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."

"I'm almost positive that angrily staring at the pile of dirty laundry won't fix things, but it's worth a shot."

"A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you ""I'm drunk"" is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying ""I'm delicious"""

"What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common? They're still talking about what happened in 1982."

"Where do cats go on vacation? Maui."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asks her ""why the long face?"" !"