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Joke of the Day

"My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me."

"There are 11 types of people... People who understand binary, people who don't, and people who are tired of the same damn binary joke being reposted over and over."

"Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions)."

"I had some stir-fry delivered. I don't really like liver."

"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalk For keeping me off the street."

"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."

"Why did the sperm cross the road Because I put the wrong sock on this morning"

"Old MacDonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E I E I O....."

"Why are Austalian grocery stores the best? Because of their Koala Tea"

"I ate way too many freedom fries yesterday. I had to liberate the toilet for hours."