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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to teach you how to win any argument. Unfortunately my wife won't teach me her technique."
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"What's the cheapest type of meat Deer balls. They're under a buck."
"If two people on opposite sides of the world drop a piece of bread on the ground at the same time the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich"
"What do you call a deer with no eye? GoodMorning! NO IDEAR!"
"Why did Ernest Hemingway kill himself? He was paid per word."
"I've been debating with myself about masturbating... On one hand it feels great... Edit: Thanks Bo"
"Women just want security At least that's what they start yelling when I try to talk to them!"
"Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? Don't worry he was OK."
"A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte"
"Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11"