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Joke of the Day
"Why does ""new and improved"" always end up ""expensive and shitty""?"
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"Hate when the grammar police single me out like some kind of which hunt"
"What's the best score you can get on a test? ""Not Pregnant"""
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"It's weird that my neighbors won't let me borrow their keys & make a copy of them in case I need to clean their house while they're asleep."