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Joke of the Day

"Homeless girl ..... I met this girl the other day and gave her my phone number. She said she would call when she got home. I'm beginning to think she's homeless???"

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"Teacher: ""When was Rome built?"" Pupil: ""At night."" Teacher: ""Why did you say that?"" Pupil: ""Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"""
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"When I catch my dog sleeping, I shave dicks into his fur."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you stole daddys car! Why you steal daddys car?! (chappie joke I stole from youtube)"
"What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost? I don't know, I just fly the drone... *(Please don't hate me)*"
"ME: Wow I have to print this document right now PRINTER: Like, right right now?"
"I'm like a clogged toilet. I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE."
"How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000? Smells like teen spirit."
"A man like me is hard to find. I trim maze hedges."