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Joke of the Day
"Some lemons just handed me a life."
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"Cop just pulled me over, said I was going too fast. So I took him to dinner first."
"Joke How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach? His sesame seed buns!"
"[date] Her: so you're a mathematician? Me: no actually I'm a *pythagorean doves fly out of my sleeve and hit her in the face* mathemagician"
"My wife asked what I thought of her new blouse and I used the word ""slimming"", I explain to the other homeless people."
"*slips on a banamna peel* *lifts up banamna peel w/ end of pen* somone get the detective,. somwhere out there, theres a nude banana"
"A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood"
"GF - What's that beeping? Me - Fasten Seatbelt Alarm. GF - How can you ignore something so annoying? Me - Huh?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"
"What do you find at the bottom of the lake? Bassturds."