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Joke of the Day
"What do you find at the bottom of the lake? Bassturds."
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"""I just can't control myself around you"" - Me talking to a homemade batch of cookies"
"When the devil loses hair There will be hell toupee"
"Greek yogurt Its just not as rich as it was before"
"That moment when the music stops playing at the gym and the whole room sounds like gay porn."
"Did you know that Hitler made a rap album? Straight out of Mein Kampf-ton."
"{Prison Diary Day 7} Nobody is respecting the Swear Jar"
"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!"
"wife: What's wrong? me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing"
"I'm not feeling myself today ... would you do it for me?"