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Joke of the Day

"GF - What's that beeping? Me - Fasten Seatbelt Alarm. GF - How can you ignore something so annoying? Me - Huh?"

"Why was the tree stretching? So it could be timber!"

"TIL that 4/3 people... Struggle with fractions"

"Anyone ever notice ""Seven"" has the word ""even"" in it. That's odd."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock today."

"What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street? You need to cul de sac."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?"

"My grandpa said that this generation relies too much on technology. I told him his generation relied on it more. Then I unplugged his life support."

"What do they call diarrhea at Hogwarts? expellianus!"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster chef and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."