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Joke of the Day
"Joke How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach? His sesame seed buns!"
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"Ladies, if you think being clumsy is cute, I once stabbed my date in the gums with a fork trying to feed her a bite of spaghetti"
"Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides."
"Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said ""DON'T WALK""."
"Do you file your nails? I throw mine away. -Dean Martin"
"Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I don't jam after drinking a gallon of nut butter."
"Told this girl to text me when she got home ... I think she's homeless"
"I haven't used algebra in 3x-q years"
"It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words."