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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican with no legs? consuelo"
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"A movie ticket for baby should cost at least $50."
"When I text someone and they don't text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from over excitement."
"Don't worry if a fat guy comes to kidnap you... I told Santa all I want for Christmas is you."
"My mom once told me.... ....the only way I'll ever get laid is if I crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
"*standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead"
"hilarious joke my penis size"
"[reading online survey] Are you ready to double your satisfaction? My god this sounds wildly inappropriate. *clicks yes*"
"What do you call a fat Chinese person? Double Chin"
"3 words that wins a girl's heart. Suck my dick"