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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican with no legs? consuelo"
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"I always wanted to be a plumber when I grew up but in the end it was just a pipe dream."
"What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song? All Apologies"
"To err is human. To errrrrrrr! eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! errrrrrrrrrrrrr! is racecar."
"I used to be really into nostalgia... ...those were good times."
"Who has more sense a woman or a wall? The wall. It knows how to keep its mouth shut, do its job, stay fuckin put!"
"A man goes to the library... and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"If you don't know what an prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."
"I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis."
"What do you call unborn twins? Wombmates."