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Joke of the Day
"What do you call unborn twins? Wombmates."
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"Why are people not right in the head? Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!"
"Accounting Joke: Why did the accountant cross the road? Because that's what they did last year."
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"How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of."
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"What did Captain Hook say to Peter Pan? Fuck Niggers !! Lol !!"
"One thing I've learned about this world is that there are always going to be people who want to change you. -babies"
"Uma Thurman's eyes are so wide apart...... she can accurately measure the distance to the moon using parallax."