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Joke of the Day

"Who has more sense a woman or a wall? The wall. It knows how to keep its mouth shut, do its job, stay fuckin put!"

"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ...I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Jared Fogle Of Subway Started and Ended His Career The Same Way. Trying to get into smaller pants."

"I would shave my beard... but it's kind of grown on me."

"Why was Jered Fogle always late? He kept getting a little behind."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles"

"I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor."

"Whats a fly without wings? A walk"

"""What happened to the Arm & Hammer Deodorant car? He was just on the track a minute ago."" ""Oh, him? He had to make a pit stop."""