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Joke of the Day
"How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck 'n ear"
Next Joke
"What did the penis say to the testicles? There's a vas deferens between us"
"How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head? If it's red on top, fire in the hole."
"Why are pills white? Because they work."
"I burnt 1200 calories today! I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven."
"I'm going skiing in Colorado. They say there are a lot of blacks there. But there are a lot of blues and greens as well, so I should be okay."
"Thanks for putting out Mom! ~ everyone. Happy Mother's Day!"
"How do you identify a baboon? Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!"
"No matter what meal it is, always say you had ""brunch"" so people know how much better than them you are."
"What do you call a fat skeleton? big boned"