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Joke of the Day
"Why are pills white? Because they work."
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"Your car took up two spaces, so I tried to move it over with my key."
"1: Acquire scuba gear. 2: Strap duck decoy to head. 3: Dive in local pond. 4: Enjoy unlimited free bread crumbs."
"I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a* Shitzhu*."
"I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside."
"Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first."
"Only 2010's kids will get this... Measles"
"Keeping busy in prison"
"Why is it we trust politicians with creating jobs when they don't know a thing about working?"