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Joke of the Day
"How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head? If it's red on top, fire in the hole."
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"a lion stalks a fawn a man steps out from behind tree I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?"
"Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide"
"To the guy who invented zero... Thanks for nothing."
"What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common? They're both interested in whips and chains."
"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."
"Why do power lines hum? Because they don't know the words."
"The 2017 forecast just came in Looks like reign with a slight chance of heil."
"The Walking Dead Season Finale Check back in six months for the punchline."
"What's for dinner? -A question asked by children who have no intention of eating the answer."