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Joke of the Day
"I burnt 1200 calories today! I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven."
Next Joke
"Pizza. It's what separates us from the animals."
"Took my wife away for our anniversary since it wasnt enough for her just to be married to God's gift to every female organism on the planet."
"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? The only thing left was de-brie"
"What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar? Log jam."
"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."
"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to hold the ~~penis.~~ ladder."
"What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick? Da-Ta!!"
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate... And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming."
"what is 40 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."