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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever smelled molasses? How did you catch the little buggers?"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? to get to the other side..."

"I guess Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift couldn't keep their relationship... Loki."

"There's a thin line between ""I should tweet about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that."""

"What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes? Pop."

"The Best Part of Waking Up is Friends Who Don't Know Each Other Arguing In Your Comments on Facebook"

"Possessed by a demon? Need help? A 30-minute cardio exorcise should do the trick!"

"Turquoise is the best colour. It's been cyantifically proven."

"How do you keep an idiot with RES busy? loading..."

"My girlfriend. ..probably tells me a lot that I don't listen to her."