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Joke of the Day
"Don't sleep with politicians. They all have aides."
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"Sending everyone soggy empty boxes this year with a note - Hope you enjoy this expensive ice sculpture made in your honor. #CheapChristmas"
"What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common? They've both put their faith in the cloud."
"ME: you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat CAT: that's awful why would they say that? ME: really? CAT: *dies*"
"Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na"
"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer! What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye-deer!"
"What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!"
"What do Donald Trump supporters and flour have in common? They are both in bread."
"Jesus Was Born In The Middle East... Why'd you think he was white?"