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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Jesus roller skate? Because he's naild to a cross."
Next Joke
"What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people."
"Me: Wanna hear a joke? Dog: sure Me: Knock knock *dog goes crazy barking at the door*"
"""I'm a good person, obviously."" --everyone"
"You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!"
"What type of knot do you tie in space? An astronaut."
"How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? You poker face!"
"What gets very small when exposed to cold? **YOUR PE**..anut butter ice cream crave"
"What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? Reddit."
"What do you call a pirate's helicopter? An Eye-patchy helicopter! >>(Apache) . Ill show myself out."