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Joke of the Day

"A pirate walks into a brothel and says... ""ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!"" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D"

"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic."

"Barack Obama is planning to tighten gun purchase loopholes by executive order this week. Republicans are already planning to shoot it down."

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron man is a well known super hero. Iron Woman, that's a command."

"They should just draw a fart on the car A/C ""recirculate"" button."

"Why do authors subtitle their books, ""A Novel"". Did someone look at their book one day and say ""I thought this was a sandwich?"""

"What do my girlfriend and Jesus have in common? Not sure if either of them came once, but I know they haven't come a second time."

"It takes a village to raise a child... ...it takes a child with a flamethrower to raze a village."

"The cannabis industry... It's a growing market."

"Super excited about staying at my daughter's place so I can eat her cereal and leave the empty box in her cupboard."