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Joke of the Day

"Half of my Facebook friends are still there solely because their life is a train wreck and it's entertaining."

"I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties."

"A buddhist walks up to a hotdog vender... ...says make me one with everything."

"What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? There are twenty of them."

"Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber? I haven't but I heard it is BLOWING up"

"A man posts a Joke on reddit It is not a repost."

"I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect"

"Have you heard about those guys at ISIS? They're on fire!"

"What did the vegetable say to the dj? lettuce turnip the beet"

"A Greek and a Italian are having a beer. The Greek Says ""You know, we invented sex."" Then the Italian turn's and looks at him. ""Well we brought women into it."""