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Joke of the Day

"They offered me money to promote a product in my Twitter account, but my dignity is strong, as Axion ""The true grease stain remover"""

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bison."

"What's the most musical part of a fish? Its scales."

"How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you. Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round."

"What does your wife have in common with a Porn actress? They both moan SO much."

"Why did OP's mom leave the prostitution business? It got too gonor-real"

"How often does jet fuel melt steel beams? 9/11"

"I think I know why the black iPhone is completely faster than my white one. I am also very racist."

"What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store? Ay puppi."

"For sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have bought a metal detector."