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Joke of the Day
"How often does jet fuel melt steel beams? 9/11"
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"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those that weren't expecting a base 3 joke."
"Screw you, Burger King, if you really wanted me to have it ""MY way"" you'd have added alcohol to your menu."
"Fun game: Select all of your Snapchat contacts and send them a text that says... ""Wow...Are you sure that was for me?"" And wait."
"A bishop, a pastor and the pope walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven."
"Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition? Ah yes; wax would go well with this cake and you know what else? Child spit."
"If my husband doesn't like my cooking, he can buy his meth somewhere else."
"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"
"What do you call the mineral found in teeth and tooth enamel? Apatite."