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Joke of the Day
"What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together? Poverty."
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"I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo... I guess you could say I've been E-gipped."
"Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found They are trying to find out what period it came from"
"Did you hear about corduroy pillows??? They're making headlines!"
"Friends and family sometimes said I was a kid stuck in a man's body. The police say I'm a man caught in a kids body."
"How do you get a drummer to drink a beer open it for him"
"*walks into library* ""Excuse me, where are your books about asking librarians out on dates?"""
"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."
"Seems hypocritcal that we allow women who could be on there period at any given time on TV,but we make fun of a man 4 a fart, goes both ways"
"Sorry I took the little stringy things off my banana and put them on your baby's head to make it look like he had hair."