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Joke of the Day
"What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together? Poverty."
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"""I can't stand when people say they hate both of the presidential candidates."" --Stephen Hawking"
"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."
"one time I saw a cop on a horse start to walk it down some steps and I thought ""oh the horse is trained for stairs"" and then they both fell"
"What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake? The can"
"If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who are the men fooling around with?"
"If clouds became sentient... They would take over the world."
"Life is like a penis... simple, relaxed, hanging free, it's women who make it hard!"
"Why don't fairies live under toadstools? Because there's not mushroom!"
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"