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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about corduroy pillows??? They're making headlines!"

"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then I saw her arguing with him about money. Now I see Santa drinking by himself."

"Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine? Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout."

"Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: ""Come behind the pyramid and I'll make you a mummy!"""

"Hiding my rewards card in the bushes by my coffee shop so I don't have to keep freakin' remembering to bring it"

"A survey found one in five women have ended a relationship because their significant other was too busy playing video games."

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt, shithead."

"After all these years, I can tell my wife still cares for me... Whenever she has an orgasm, she calls to let me know."

"Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? It was a small medium at large."