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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a drummer to drink a beer open it for him"
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"A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes."
"My doctor says I can't have French bread anymore. What a pain."
"Gays in the military ""If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon"" Adam Hills"
"I used to date a midget... I was nuts over her"
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile"""
"Most monkeys don't like bananas, they're just being sexy."
"Anyone know the exact alcohol content of ""lady humps""? How drunk am I going to get off them?"
"First time I had sex I was so scared.... I was all alone."
"My grandfather gave me some sound advice when on his deathbed... ""It's worth investing in good speakers."" he said."