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Joke of the Day

"What is the bravest organ? The *gall*-bladder."

"As an Asian male, I'm offended by the stereotype that we're bad drivers and have small penises. I am an excellent driver."

"My wife said i was being immature, so i told her to get the fuck out of my fort."

"Why did you destroy that urinal cake? Peer pressure"

"What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year."

"What do you call an Italian whore? A pastatute. I'll see myself out."

"How do you tell if your friend is gay? Fuck him in the ass. As you're cumming, reach around and feel his cock. It's hard, he's definitely gay."

"If I could have any superpower in the world It would have to be Cold War era Russia."

"[penguin waddles into computer repair store] ""Hi yes my laptop is frozen"" ... Computer repair guy - ""how did you get to Milwaukee"""

"I wanted to hire a marsupial butler... but none of the applicants were koala-fied."