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Joke of the Day
"Never underestimate a woman sitting quietly in a corner sharpening a knife."
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"If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk."
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"Julian Assange became a role model for hackers worldwide by crashing at a friend's place indefinitely & never paying his share of any bills."
"What do the ninja turtles say when bad guys ask them where they learnt to fight Master splinter tortoise"
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"If you mention ""leg day"" on a first date we will not be going on a second date"
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"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""
"Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree! :D"