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Joke of the Day

"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !"

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."""

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor."

"Do you enjoy interacting with people?"" ""Nope"" ""Great, you're hired!"" DMV interview process"

"What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs? A pair of polegics!"

"What do you call a programmer's testicles? A hackysack."

"If M. Night Shyamalan told a knock-knock joke. * Knock knock. * ""Who's there?"" * ""M. Night Shyamalan."" * ""M. Night Shyamalan who?"" * ""Nah, I'm just messing with you. I was inside the whole time."""

"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."

"The font for alphabet soup Is times new ramen."

"TIL Humans eat more krill than whales. I can't remember the last time I've eaten a whale."