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Joke of the Day
"How is a NASA Shuttle similar to Sex with Your Mother? ... They both burn on re-entry."
Next Joke
"I asked Donald Trump what he thought about my penis He said it's going to be huuuuuuge."
"If you commit a crime be sure to wear running clothes, so if you need to flee the scene cops will just think ""Look at that healthy jogger"""
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim ( say to tune of Mario song )"
"A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray... Hitler comes in and says: ""Are you looking for someone?"""
"What do you call a Bull that masturbates? Beef Stroganoff"
"there is literally nothing i care enough about to go on a hunger strike"
"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."
"What do you call a fake shit? A sham poo"
"""Whoever smeal it, dealt it""... ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""