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Joke of the Day

"How is a NASA Shuttle similar to Sex with Your Mother? ... They both burn on re-entry."

"It's been three weeks since I put superglue on my friend's pen. But he still can't let it go."

"What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest? Dinomite"

"Stop making jokes about gay guys. Come on guys. im also fucking serious guys. its so *hard* making gay jokes and hoping you wont get lower karma, butt fuck it."

"When someone tells you that they cut their own hair, it's polite to act surprised"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Three. Two to complain about it and one to light an organic scented candle."

"Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal."

"I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I'm OK But I feel like I've dyed a little inside"

"How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Poker face."

"What do you call an experienced Nazi doctor who treats animals? A veteran Aryan"