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Joke of the Day
"She died doing what she loved: driving while taking a photo of a license plate that had 69 in it"
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"What has 90 balls and screws old women? Bingo!"
"Police called me at work! The officer said a burglar broke into my house and drank all my beer, then raped my wife. I said, ""WHAT?????!!!!! He fucked my wife after only 5 beers???!!!"""
"What's the worst hereditary disease? Cousins"
"If a male asks another male for assistance helping him put on a particular piece of clothing, what is it? A brotie. ......(I know this joke was bad)"
"how i met you're grammar"
"My cremated aunt used to give great advice. She always told me that you have to urn your place in life."
"What to do with a child soldier lower your aim. someone i met who is in the army told me this is what his sergeant told them, he didnt intend it as a joke."
"I just typed ""married"" and it came out ""martyred"". Damn smart phone is becoming self aware."
"What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal? \*Tips waitress*"