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"Why are Americans so bad at chess? They already lost two towers."
"Mayweather decides to teach his son how to hit on girls. With fists"
"A Stormtrooper and a Red Shirt get into a firefight. The Stormtrooper misses every shot, and the Red Shirt still dies."
"A bottle of Rum goes up to a bottle of Vodka... ...and says, ""I'm stronger than you!"" Bottle of Vodka rolls up his sleeves and says ""Proof it"""
"There is absolutely nothing funnier than yelling ""HE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a dad having a hard time with his kid in public."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts."
"Oscar nominations are out. Let's experience actual emotion about multimillionaires giving each other gold"
"Moscow cops Did you hear the one about why Moscow cops patrol in threes? One who can read, one who can write, and another to keep an eye on the other two ""dangerous intellectuals""."
"I'm at my most British when she says ""teabag me"" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth."