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Joke of the Day

"Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas."

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."

"I saw the headless horseman riding down the street the othrr day Does anyone know where he might beheaded?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !"

"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"[team dumps Gatorade on head coach after victory but head coach just happens to be the Wicked Witch of the West] COACH: you idiots *melts*"

"What do marriage and hurricanes have in common? They both start with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your fucking house! thanks @Canadianmomma"

"Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook? My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."

"What do you call a gay jewish man A heblew"

"Invitations: $10 Cupcakes: $15 Facility rental: $100 Not having 20 kids in my house: priceless Math of a mother"