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Joke of the Day

"[team dumps Gatorade on head coach after victory but head coach just happens to be the Wicked Witch of the West] COACH: you idiots *melts*"

"When God eats mushrooms He has delusions of regular."

"A Spanish magician says he can make himself disappear on the count of 3 Uno, dos... Suddenly the magician disappears without a tres."

"What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong? Only one of them made it to the moon."

"What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer? A dictator ship."

"I cuss around my kids so they understand proper useage, timing and inflection. Vocabulary is power."

"I wonder if they got jokes in Russia about ""capitalistic America""... In capitalistic America, bank robs you!"

"What did The Mandrain say when he told his wife he'd stop masturbating? You'll never see me cumming."

"Why don't midgets like barbecues? because the steaks are too high."

"Bernie Sanders Draws 28,000 in Portland Rally I never would have guessed he was such a talented and quick artist."