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Joke of the Day

"I saw the headless horseman riding down the street the othrr day Does anyone know where he might beheaded?"

"Just saw a bird walking down the side of the road & yelled out my window, ""YOU CAN FLY, YOU STUPID BIRD,"" because I am a mature adult."

"What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime."

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it."

"Never trust someone who runs for ""fun."""

"What's the difference between a pedophile and a cinephile? I won't tell you which one I am, but I like to bring my own candy and just watch."

"Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday."

"""Is this seat Taken?"" - Guy who confuses Liam Neeson movies with a chair."

"What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs."