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Joke of the Day

"Unrestrained children in the back seat can cause accidents. Unrestrained accidents in the back seat can cause children."

"Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention."

"Math proves girls are evil"

"GOD- ""I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth"" *Fish slip the LORD a $20* ""On second thought how about a flood?"""

"I like my women like I like my dragons... Jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold."

"Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden... and they decide to bathe in the river. God shows up and sees Eve washing her vagina and shouts, ""No! Now all of the fish are going to smell like that!"""

"hey girl , you french? coz ***madamn***"

"Both my son and daughter love reddit. That must mean it's heredditary."

"Condoleeza Rice's less successful sister is Apartmentleeza Rice."

"Chuck Norris keeps his pillow under his gun."