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Joke of the Day

"In ""Come As You Are"", Kurt Cobain kept repeating ""And I swear that I don't have a gun""... ...he lied."

"i would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders"

"You can eat up to three spiders every night in your sleep, except on ""cheat days"" when you can eat as many as you like."

"LITTLE MERMAID 2016: SEA WITCH URSULA: Your voice is mine mwaahahaha!!! ARIEL: *flicks eyes up; keeps texting*"

"Just itched my crotch while trying to swat a fly and four people told me I was a good dancer."

"What do you call a bear that will fuck anything? Bi Polar"

"How do you starve a black person? The same way you starve a white person you racist piece of shit"

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the Indians just kept coming, and coming..."

"I bet you one dollar I can touch your tit without touching your clothes fuck it, it's just one dollar"

"*Jesus looks over bill from last supper* ""It looks like a fair tip would be about 30 silver."" ""I got this!"" Judas yells, almost too quickly."