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Joke of the Day

"No one realizes when someone says, ""The last thing I wanna do is hurt you,"" that basically implies: there is a list, hurting you is on it."

"What's the difference between you and Bear Grylls? You'd get fired if you drank piss at work."

"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives"

"I was working at the orange juice factory But I got canned couldn't concentrate"

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"

"3: Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy? Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired? Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom? Me: 3:"

"I have an irrational fear that I'm accidentally making up words. I don't want to be misunderstandable."

"Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly."

"Holocaust jokes are tasteless, anne frankly, you people should be ashamed of yourselves."