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Joke of the Day

"Why do Chinese only care about themselves? Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun."

"DID YOU KNOW? I am superior to all human beings -- except people."

"Ever misspell a word so badly that you spell a different word correctly? It's rather embroidering."

"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"r/atheism That's the joke."

"My WWII joke is quite predictable How did Jew Nazi that coming?"

"Why is Dave Mustaine described as ""heavy metal""? Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)"

"How many ""All Lives Matter"" protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time."

"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"""

"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger."