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Joke of the Day

"[painting a picture of the last supper] ""Who's that?"" ""Darth Vader."" ""Was he 1 of Jesus disciples?"" ""I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."""

"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Nevermind, the punchline is too long."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with one fish. Holy mackerel."

"Did you know that if Hillary Clinton is elected as the U.S. President, she would be the first president to have ever slept with another president."

"St-t-t-t-top! Stamm-mm-m-m-mm-m-mer t-t-t-time!"

"Oh so your boyfriend cheated on you? But how is every other man on this planet responsible for it?"

"It's so weird how everyone's taste buds are different, but only mine are right."

"Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game? Its in case he gets a hole-in-one."

"Cloudy with a chance of meatballs? Talk about a meatier shower!"

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the graphics on the other side"